melons

Marvelously big and beautiful boobs

Jackie Goodheart has nice melons.

by Carl... November 20, 2004

melons

a wonderful catagory of fruit.

includes:

watermelons

cantalupes

and many others

mmmm melons are great.

by maroo August 18, 2006

melons

a woman's breasts(see also boobs tits)

Her melons are so big, it's scary.

by Light Joker August 5, 2005

Melon

BIG BOOBS

I love the teacher's melon.

by Fuckrick October 5, 2022

melons

see globes

She's got a righteous pair of melons!

by Sir Large November 2, 2002

melon

an idiot

you’re a proper melon

by itsyaboiskinnylegend February 5, 2019

Melon

someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence

J: Watch out for that fence.
(SMACK!)
C: I just smoked that fence.
J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)

by quidditchking June 4, 2009