Melker

If u are named melker then u have a very very vrey small pp and u are very dumb

Melker is dumb.

by Melkers Brother January 11, 2022

Melker

A good farm guy, always makes the best bread from the countryside. Very fond of cops (see them as parents) and hugs them when he sees one on the street. Always with a dip in his mouth and some freshly made cranberry juice from the ol' tree by the river.

good duy melker

by bisenmannen April 1, 2019

Melker

Emotional and kind Guy with a great smile. He often goes to the toilet and is great at gaming. He is often very calm and Nice.

-Oh There is Melker
-Oh , Yeah he is so Nice

by MrNobody December 18, 2017

Melker

A chill and cool person, likes Fortnite and Mountain Dew. He has a lot of friends and is pretty popular. He’ll make egdy and offensive jokes but he’s well funny.

- Omg you’re so MELKER!
A cool person

by Fruktpaj February 6, 2018

Melker

A really cool Guy who everyone loves.
He as a gigantic dick that girls loves.
And he is romantic and haves a lot of talents. And he is really good in school but he is a real badass

Ohhh that's melker why cant I be him

by Bros before hoes m8 January 16, 2017

Melker

He is the most handsome and he is a master at gameing. He likes to get attention and do their best to get attention. He gets no girls. He likes your mama jokes.

That is so Melker dude.

by LÖLÖLÖLÖLÖLÖLÖL December 12, 2016

Melker

Melker is one of the most handsome guys on this Word. He's loving and caring for others and he has a HUGE penis

Wow that Guy is so handsome he must be a Melker

by Emil0769 January 10, 2017