Meese 

Plural of moose.

Dave: "I think I see a moose over there!"

Sam: "There is two of them, two Meese!"

Meese by Karlos32503510 June 17, 2009

meese 

A meese is the plural of moose.
Like mouse and mice.

"look there is a moose"
"look there are two meese"

meese by RTOONS42 June 16, 2009

Meese 

Usually a female that weighs over and above what is required or allowed. Known for complaining about their weight then turning around and consuming large amounts of Krispy Kreme donuts.

Meese will sometimes employ sly tactics in order to lure males into their vicinity. Such devices include accompanying themselves with smaller and extremely attractive counterparts to attract the attention of surrounding males.

Due to peripheral handicaps, please be cautious when approaching any Meese. They are generally kind in nature, but can be uncoordinated at times.

At the buffett, I was almost trampled by a meese.

The club was full of meese tonight.

Meese by MonkeyPants July 22, 2004

meese 

The incorrect plural for Moose, primarily used by unlearned persons. The word Moose acts the same as "sheep" and "fish" and so stays the same for both plural and singular

"A herd of Moose"
"In Canada we saw lots of Moose"

meese by The Goose who knows his Moose September 21, 2003

Meese 

Many mooses. Putting and end to the plural form of moose being 'moose'

Look at all of the meese in the field!

Meese by FrameTrain November 19, 2017

Meese 

A large deer with palmate antlers, a sloping back, and a growth of skin hanging from the neck. It is native to northern Eurasia and northern North America.
The plural of moose is in fact Meese

Bill: Look dad its a bunch of moose's
Henry: No son those are a herd of meese

Meese by That One Canadian October 13, 2022

meese 

Canadian beasts that roam in Metallica's backyard.

"That meese devoured Kaz yesterday. wtfz?"

meese by csg May 9, 2005