Methane

The stuff that comes out of your ass when you fart

Holy Shit you must of had a gallon of methane come out of your ass just now.

That fucking reeks you fucking piece of shit

by WhatTheFuck May 13, 2005

mekhane

our WAN and only broken god

fractured himself to seal the flesh

we will rebuild him

praise be mekhane

by confirmed undertrash November 18, 2021

Meghanese

World salad, especially word salad containing a significant number of platitudes. Derived from Duchess of Sussex’s propensity to spout word salad and meaninglessness platitudes at public events and in interviews.

Harry was speaking Meghanese as he addressed an audience of 700 CEOs and told them to grow themselves to scale their businesses.

by The German Badger October 27, 2022

Medhanie

Medhanie, not to be confused with Medhoney. Medhanies are little babies who reside in the Nasty Northwest. Don't expect Medhanies to eat any foods that include onions, avocados, pickles, or meat that is not well done etc. Medhanies are very picky eaters. Medhanies DO love to eat french fries, breakfast sandwiches, thai food, and enjoy drinking white chocolate mochas from time to time as well. To keep a Medhanie happy, it is imperative that you allow him to think that he is a genious, and let him win fantasy football games as often as possible. But, if you keep a Medhanie happy he will be a very loyal friend. You want a Medhanie on your side!

Damn look at that sexy guy Medhanie! I think I'll order him a vodka sprite and a well done burger, no onions.

by ilovesnails November 11, 2012

Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.

Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

Methane breath Mint

The act of farting inside someones open mouth.

Her mouth was agape so I decided to give her methane breath mint.

by gimpfeet April 1, 2009

Methane Mistress

Methane Mistress is an underground multigenre producer and a micro-celebrity DJ and raver from Austria. She mostly known for her Gorenoise, HardTekk, Goregrind, Pornogrind, Slam Death Metal, HexD + her unique mixing and production style. Methane Mistress is currently signed to a label that currently is unknown due to her profiles being banned from an album cover that apparently was not properly sensored. Methane Mistress has been making music and noise since 2015 and released her first album, of the gorenoise genre in 2016 by the help of her brother as revealed in an interview.

John: Just found Methane Mistress' 2021 tracks after 2 years of searching!

Jane: You get no hoes.

by Lollyhead April 20, 2023