The Mechanical Bull

Get on your girl in a doggy style position, whisper the name of another girl in her ear, and see how long you can stay on

"what did you do with Jessica last night"
"oh we tried the Mechanical bull and I stayed on for 10 seconds"

by dying slowly334 September 11, 2020

mechanical advantage

Making liberal use of vibrators, dildos, anal beads and other sexual devices to make a woman come to orgasm. Used by women in place of a partner, or by a man to a woman because he is too lazy, too stupid or too selfish to do it himself.

Sally wouldn't let me bone her until she came, but thank God for mechanical advantage, eh?

by Petrodono November 5, 2005

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

You probably have made over 3 expensive builds, scours around group buys, have no money, favorited over 50 keyboard/switch sellers, and you hate mx browns(as you should my objective opinion is great), you are subscribed to all types of mechanical keyboard youtube channels, overall channels, build channels, sound test videos, and all in between. You probably have a very specific preference on what you love in a keyboard, and if someone robbed your house, all you would care about would be your keyboards.

Are you a Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast?

by solelyskyed February 8, 2021

Mechanical Engineer

Badass Mother Fuckers that are way under paid unless they move to a big city.

Scott (new hire): Is that a bum over there?
Andy (plant manager): No!, lol, That is our Mechanical Engineer, I barely pay him to design all of our badass equipment. He looks like a bum because he is still paying for his $50K education and can barely afford to make his house payment. Not to mention that President NoBama has his head shoved up his own ass!

by broke-ass engineer June 13, 2010

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

by les misanthrope November 27, 2012

Mechanical bull

You are riding a chick. Tell her you have AIDS. Hold on for dear life.

"I was doing the mechanical bull, so that explains the bruises."

by Hot Car1 September 27, 2005

mechanicville

The shittiest place you could ever live, typically inhabited by gross rednecks and potheads; many that will never leave and will spend there lives at the american legion and look forward to family day , the most important day of the year there.

Man in bar: where do you live?
Drunk lady: The Shittiest place in the world..
Man: Oh here in mechanicville!!!?

---true story

by btih July 10, 2007