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Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.
Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night
by Jim January 26, 2004
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Check out her meat curtains hanging out her undies!
by lans April 10, 2003
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Meat Curtains

open her meat curtains and enjoy the view
by mia cunt May 11, 2003
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the lips of a coochie
she has a mean pair of meat curtains
by thickdicc69inu November 4, 2019
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a females outer lips of her pussy
by thisgirllovesthatgurl July 29, 2003
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The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s beaf curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
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