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Meaghan

A slang term for the placenta that comes out of a woman after giving birth through her vagina. Also known as "after-birth."
Sally: "Did you get to watch Alice give birth, Suzy? It was so amazing!"
Suzy: "I sure did! The miracle of life is so beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye!"
Sam: "I don't get what you bitches are talking about. The meaghan that followed all the blood and guts was so disgusting, I threw up all over myself."
by Salt & Vinegar February 24, 2009
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A girl who is totally into herself when she clearly shouldn't be.
A girl who decides to wear fake eyelashes and dye her eyebrows because she doesn't have any.
A girl whos hair looks like she wears wigs.
A girl whos nose resembles one of squidward from Spongebob.
A girl who hooks up with minimum 6 guys at once.
A girl who throws fruit punch on a guy's car just because he doesn't have an interest in her.
A bitch.
Guy #1:Oh i tapped that last night!
Guy #2:Who, Meaghan?
Guy #1:Yeah.
Guy #2:Did you use the paperbag technique?
Guy #1:Well obviously I had to, Look at the Bitch!
by Anonymousssssssssssness December 11, 2008
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Sid the sloth

do you wanna fuckin talk, the next person to get kicked out of the group looks like a chipmunk smallest fuckin face I’ve ever seen shitty friends plays gay ass tennis only friend is mia and she’s a Jew
Person1: why does she look like a sloth

Person2: oh she’s probably a meaghan
by Phdndte March 12, 2020
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A girl who talks shit about other people’s waifus and sits on her ass always on that dAmn phone, not to mention she loves anime
“Yo meaghans such an ass
by Meiko23 October 18, 2019
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Someone who can make u believe in zodiac she is meaghan
She is meaghan
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meaghan be cool asf
bro did u see that meaghan
yea like she do be my sister tho
penis
omg
bro meaghans r so cool
by lia🐓 September 5, 2021
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Person1: LOOK AT MEAGHAN SHE CUTE
Person2:SHE AIN'T CUTE SHE FINE ASS HELL
Person3:TRUE
by A gay boy version965 December 3, 2021
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