Thomas, Clarence

Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

Clarence Center

A suburb off Buffalo, that is made up of rich people, hicks, and potheads. Flight 3407 crashed here in 2009.

There is a very small population of black people and they usually move back to Buffalo within a year or two because everybody is racist!

John: hey dude do you want to go to Clarence Center NY?

Alex: What are we going to do? Smoke pot, meet rich people or plant corn?

by Buffalonian4life July 30, 2011

Mclaren F1

A car that's still worth more than you and your family.

And you don't know music, "Good Charlotte Fan"

Should I spend 1million dollars on a Mclaren F1? Or spend a buck on Good Charlotte Fan's family???

by l6i9l September 18, 2003

Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 7, 2004

Clarence Carter

When your boyfriend fucks you really hard and fast.

“ Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Oooo Clarence Carter!” Damn baby, you’re fucking so fast

by Back Door Santa September 8, 2021

clarence destructor of des vaginas

he will come into your house and destruct your vaginas

clarence destructor of des vaginas will come to destruct your vaginas

by mcdonald gobler December 12, 2022

McLaren F1

Damn fast car, 627 bhp, 0-60 in 3.2 seconds, and top speed of 240 mph. But................It's not the fastest production car anymore, that spot now belongs to the Bugatti Veyron.

Rich Guy 1: My F1 tops off at 240, what about your Veyron?

Rich Guy 2: It gets to about 254, why?

Rich Guy 1:*Shoots Rich Guy 2, killing him.* What did you say it gets?

by SOAD1200 May 5, 2005