Guy 1: Who's beardy mcbeardo over there?
Guy 2: Ray Lamontagne Guy 3: Oh man I wish I had his luscious beard. Its thick like a pile of leaves on an autumn day.
Man 1: What happened to the that hottie you hooked up with?
Man 2: Haven't talked to her. Turns out she's a Steady McBetty.
Man 1: Don't lock yourself in for ass.
Man 2: Word.
Taken from the the unpleasant character in Shakespeare's Macbeth.
Student: Who do you have for math next semester?
Friend: Mrs. Whitman, you?
Student: Roberts. Wait--Did you say Whitman?
Friend: Yeah, why?
Student: Watch out, man. She's like freaking Lady Macbeth.