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McNuggets 

A substitution for ANY measurement of time. Can be used as a good way to agitate your friends.
1) I am 20 McNuggets old.

2) Damn Mario, you need to eat more fiber man. You were in the bathroom for a good 20 McNuggets.

3)#1- Hey Vince, how long did you put that popcorn in the microwave for?
#2- About 20 McNuggets.
#1- ha... ha... ha... your a childish son of a bitch
#2- Yeah...
#1- No seriously, I can see smoke.
McNuggets by H2zZ December 28, 2005
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ass mcnuggets 

The hot girls at McDonald's that have the perfect ass.
"Wow, DUDE! Look at them ass mcnuggets! I'm bout to get me 10 piece and dip it in my ranch!"

Chicken McNuggets

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered a two-piece Chicken McNutsack and they gave me Chicken McNuggets instead. They told me that chickens don't even have nutsacks. Well, they don't have any nuggets to carry in them either! I want a refund!"

McNuggets 

A type of food served at McDonalds that is made out of an Irish Chicken. It is common to get a hangover after eating too many McNuggets due to the high alcohol content.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those McNuggets, I'm as drunk as a skunk!
McNuggets by King Bologna May 16, 2009

20 Piece Chicken McNuggets 

A sexual activity that involves a man sticking a Chicken McNugget in a girls asshole. He then can choose to pour caramel sauce, sweet and sour sauce or barbecue sauce into the girls ass crack for added fun. The man actually eats the chicken mcnugget when it is done going into the girls ass crack.
Bro, those 20 piece chicken mcnuggets were great yesterday, I dipped them in my girl's ass crack and it tasted like heaven.

Chilli Dog McNuggets 

When you go to maccers and get a 6 pack of nuggets then go to your girlfriends house and dunk them in her ass til they have a light faeces coating. It goes well with a choc thickshake.
Person 1: Im hungry.
Person 2: Lets get some Chilli Dog McNuggets
Person 1: Is your girlfriend home today?
Person 2: Yeah its Wednesday.
Person 1: Score!
Chilli Dog McNuggets by Alan1 November 10, 2008

mcnuggets 

the name for the testicles in irishmen because irishmen are mcs they get hit in the mcnuggets
yo i took that bitch through the mcdonalds drive thru and she order my mcnuggets.

yo that motherfucker hit me in my mcnuggets
mcnuggets by yourboy Q March 3, 2009