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McDaniel college

A college located in Westminster MD, which is overrated, terrible education, and it's the worst place a college student can ever be. If you want a terrible college experience, apply and you will be accepted. The athletic program is the worst of al D3 schools. They teams are not capable of winning any games, and the coaching staff is the worst of them all. If you want to be a "collegiate athlete" and no other college will accept you, come to McDaniel and we will put you on a team and make your life hell. But technically you are not an athlete, so don't go off campus with your sports gear because you will be ridiculed and made fun off, and probably you will want to kill your self. You will realize that no one gives a shit about you and that you are a mochary of D3 athletics all over the country. When it comes to girls, all the girls are covered in achene and the ratio of fat chicks to in shape, is a 13:1 ratio. It's is as if they wear a bed sheet for clothes because they can't find anything that they can wear.

Please come attend McDaniel if you want to have a terrible college experience, but remember that you will regret it the moment you step foot on campus. And be aware that McDaniel will always ask you for money, and drain your wallet no matter what.
Hopkins: You attend Mcdaniel college?
Student: Yes I do, and I play soccer for them.
Hopkins: Did the coach ask you to play when you went to a camp during the summer?
Student: Yes, Coach Corrieri asked me to play.
Hopkins: That sucks, you guys suck.
Students: I know, my club team and high school team was so much better.
Hopkins: Im sorry to hear that.
Student: CORRIERI SUCKS!!!
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McDaterape 

A very delicious sandwich comprised of a Burger King double cheese burger and a McDonald's Spicy McChicken. The sandwich is made by removing the chicken patty and lettuce from the McChicken and placing it right in the middle of the double cheese burger.
The McDaterape is the best sandwich I have ever had. But what do I do with the left over bun?
McDaterape by B. Gnasty2010 February 13, 2010

McDangerous

Noun. A person who is sexy and dangerous at the same time.
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McDaniel's

A nickname applied to persons named Daniel who reach a near-global level of popularity within a social sphere.

Derived from the combination of the proper name Daniel and McDonald's, the name of a world-wide fast food chain.
This party just reached celeb status; McDaniel's just walked in!

To pull a McDaniel 

To be a stupid fucker and get a 2 on an AP exam.
Holy shit, Haas pulled a McDaniel on Latin AP
To pull a McDaniel by Anonymous August 5, 2003

McDankenstein 

The McDankenstein is the single greatest entre that man has engineered so far. When one purchases a McDouble as well as a Hot n' Spicy McChicken, they come together to form a McMouthgasm. Separate the two patties of the McDouble and insert the chicken. This forms the McDankenstein.
The McDankenstein is super toasty and contains ultimate dankness. It's recommended that 2 are eaten per day for optimum results. Other names for the sweet nectar are as follows: McToasty, McSquisite, McStoner, McBongrip, and the McStonewalljackson.
McDankenstein by THE Po' Boy July 28, 2011

Chris McDaniel

A political candidate that is so far from being mainstream it is not even funny. They, in fact, are the opposite of mainstream. Some might even say he or she is an extremist.
The Mississippi Libertarian Party says they want to be more mainstream. I said good, that must mean they are going to stop flirting with Chris McDaniel.
Chris McDaniel by fredautonom April 3, 2015