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McCormack Scale

A method of ranking the nerdiness and idiocy of an act. Much like the pH scale, this ranks acts based on how ludicrously and socially outlandish the act truly was. It ranges from 0 to 14, 14 being the most unacceptable. No 14 has ever been recorded, but the scale leader and co-founder, Sir Collin (preferred title: Lvl 47 Dungeon Master) has come close.
CM hits his head after falling to the ground in a pick up game of football. Nothing nerdy there, if anything, very manly. Yet, he grabs his head, and in a loud voice shreeks, "OW! My cranium!"
Reason for achieving a 13 on the McCormack Scale: seriously, we all knew you hurt your head, but you used a multisyllabic word to get your point across.
by Kunkel March 26, 2008
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Matthew McConaughey

(v) Taking long and calm drives while deep in your thoughts (most appropriate when in a Lincoln)
Stressed Individual: I need to go think things through. I'm going for a Matthew McConaughey; I'll be back in a few hours.
by Narobic February 8, 2019
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Will McComber

He is a little A$$hole , that has no friends and that is always putting people down and never nice or loyal to anyone
Will McComber The person you want to fall of a cliff and is a virgin
by Will mcComber October 25, 2019
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matthew mcconaughey

That actor that all the ladies love. He Can charm any woman, he can turn lesbians straight, and straigt men gay. His name is impossible to spell. I'm surprised you found this definition. He Plays the same role in every movie : Ladies Man. Except in Reign Of Fire. He was a badass in that movie.
Girl1: matthew mcconaughey Is so sexy!
Guy1: I know!
by Paddy O'Mally June 11, 2008
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mcconaissance

Matthew McConaughey was getting big in the 90's and then had string of poor role choices. Notably, Sahara. He was thought of as a bad actor with a pretty face and charming accent. Then he was recognized critically for Mud and suddenly his career took off again. He did Wolf of Wall Street and Interstellar, for example, during the McConaissance.
A great era: the Mcconaissance!
by Skifan March 13, 2019
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McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose

The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.
"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"
by Drum Bentley July 3, 2006
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matthew mcconaughey

an alcohlic drink containing cranberry juice, grey goose vodka and tonic. known to be the actor's favorite drink because he can drink tons of it and not get a beer gut.
what are you going to drink at the Marshall tailgate? Probably a bunch of matthew mcconaugheys.
by musomman September 3, 2011
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