Masonism

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.

Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.

by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013

Masochistic Friendship

1. Deriving pleasure from the pain of a friendship that you wish was something more.

2. Protecting a friendship by not making a move despite having feelings for the other party involved.

3. Attempting to remain friends with a person that broke up with you, knowing full well it will destroy you.

The guy knew that continuing to talk too, and hang out with, her would mean he's in a masochistic friendship at best.

He has so many girls as friends that one or two are bound to be masochistic friendships.

by -DJP- September 27, 2011

conor mason

Conor Mason is a rare species born with exceptional vocal ranges (see Jeff Buckley) but was born with a muscle mutation, meaning he cannot dance to save himself. This specimen is best known for being the frontman from rock-pop band Nothing But Thieves and for being an absolute icon to what those who study this creature call "the fandom". Seriously though, check them out.

"Hey dude, got those Nothing But Thieves tickets for October?"
"Yeah man, super pumped! Can't wait to see Conor Mason, the frontman, fail at dancing again!"
"Sweet!"

by Tbh I wouldn't be surprised September 15, 2018

mason troy adams

People that spray their water hose at maximum velocity

Look he’s doing a Mason Troy Adams!

by 🗿🦧 March 30, 2022

We know Mason

A phrase used to get into anywhere or anything you want.

"We know Mason" to receptionist and get in without trouble while cutting the line.

by Caleb May 7, 2005

mason ward

an ugly cunt with fetal alcohol syndrome and microcephaly who looks like sid's retarded brother from ice age

watch out! if you drink too much while pregnant you might give birth to mason ward.

by ihatesluts696969 May 15, 2023

Masochist

A masochist is someone who feels pleasure from or enjoys the feeling of pain. This can be sexual pleasure, but is not always.

John enjoys pain, meaning he is a masochist

by TheFrenchDuck December 29, 2020