May 5th 

National lunar day, give them a gift!!

"Hey did you know its national lunar day?"
"no.. whats that?"
"National lunar day is when you give them a gift I got them cheez-its you should too! National lunar day ! Give them a gift ""
"okay!"
The definition of May 5th is national lunar day when you give them a gift

May 5th by annonnoyumus May 3, 2022

May 5th 

Let me lick your asshole day.

Hey bro it’s May 5th, let me lick your asshole

May 5th by julianlake May 4, 2022

May 5th 

National send titty and ass pics to your bf day

An amazing time of the year where you get to show your special someone what you've got under all them clothes

"Hey babe, it's May 5th, national send titty and ass pics to you bf day, would you?"

" oh yes of course babe, here you go."

May 5th by A YETTY Xx May 4, 2022

May 5th 

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

May 5th by annibal May 4, 2022

May 5th 

National kiss your boyfriend day

Yk what may 5th is? kiss your boyfriend day

May 5th by Lemonadezes May 4, 2022

May 5th 

National send a booty pic day, also salsa day

Omg its may 5th

May 5th by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

May 5th 

National send a booty pic day, also its cinco de mayo

Omg its may 5th! Now show me datass

May 5th by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022