May 11 

If you go to school it’s national ask your crush to lunch day🥰🤞

Hey will you sit by me
Crush: why

You: because it’s may 11
Crush: oh yeah sure that sounds like fun.

May 11 by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 10, 2021

May 11 

That moment when you receive true freedom from the worst 4 years of classes anyone could ask for... which quickly comes to an end when some random ass company chains you to some desk by your mental pink sock forcing you to slave away in a room smelling like a dutch oven where all the couches in the break room have already been hot pocketed by the last bitch who got an alaskan snow dragon on her smoke break.

Well shit, after May 11 the only job I could get was in California. How am I gonna tell my girlfriend?

May 11 by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019

May 11 

Happy birthday Josephine I wish you the greatest times watch your back PS 4.6 million people are on this website

Oh man it’s May 11 oh tell Josephine to watch her back

May 11 by Brilliant Barnes February 28, 2020

May 11 

An amazing spring day where the best pool parties take place. Almost everyone born on this day is beautiful, smart, and lucky.

Oh my god, you're perfect! Were you born on May 11?

May 11 by madamebookworm July 28, 2020

May 11 

My girlfriend was born on this day and I just want to say I LOVE YOU

You: hi you were born on may 11. You must be amazing

Person you are talking to: yeah I am pretty amazing

May 11 by Omega_lul_69 December 23, 2019

May 11 

It’s rate my body shape day. On that day you can send a picture of your body (naked, in underwear or just wearing what you feel in PHAT) and ask for an honest assessment of how sexy you are.

- It’s May 11. Wanna rate my some nudes?
- Boner alert

May 11 by Garbaragerack May 10, 2021

may 11 

A dumb fucking bafoon is born on this day.

Girl: Why is she so dumb?

Other Girl: She was born on May 11th.

may 11 by bakedbeangus October 29, 2019