May 11

If this day is your crushes birthday you have to ask them out because the law says so and they have to say YES!

YOU: Hey birthday girl, I really like you so will you go out with me?
THEM: Well it's may 11 so I guess I have to

by PoggggggGaymer6969 April 20, 2021

May 11

That moment when you receive true freedom from the worst 4 years of classes anyone could ask for... which quickly comes to an end when some random ass company chains you to some desk by your mental pink sock forcing you to slave away in a room smelling like a dutch oven where all the couches in the break room have already been hot pocketed by the last bitch who got an alaskan snow dragon on her smoke break.

Well shit, after May 11 the only job I could get was in California. How am I gonna tell my girlfriend?

by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019

May 11

Happy birthday Josephine I wish you the greatest times watch your back PS 4.6 million people are on this website

Oh man it’s May 11 oh tell Josephine to watch her back

by Brilliant Barnes February 28, 2020

May 11

An amazing spring day where the best pool parties take place. Almost everyone born on this day is beautiful, smart, and lucky.

Oh my god, you're perfect! Were you born on May 11?

by madamebookworm July 28, 2020

May 11

My girlfriend was born on this day and I just want to say I LOVE YOU

You: hi you were born on may 11. You must be amazing

Person you are talking to: yeah I am pretty amazing

by Omega_lul_69 December 23, 2019

May 11

It’s rate my body shape day. On that day you can send a picture of your body (naked, in underwear or just wearing what you feel in PHAT) and ask for an honest assessment of how sexy you are.

- It’s May 11. Wanna rate my some nudes?
- Boner alert

by Garbaragerack May 10, 2021

may 11

A dumb fucking bafoon is born on this day.

Girl: Why is she so dumb?

Other Girl: She was born on May 11th.

by bakedbeangus October 29, 2019