maximum borkdrive

When ur dogger goes woof woof woof and starts doin the heccin drillo

Oh no! My dogger is in maximum borkdrive!

by wigga_9001 November 3, 2017

Maximum Over-Rustle

a phrase used to describe the highest level of discontent and discomfort. a varient of "That really Rustled My Jimmies"

Steve: Hey Jon! did you hear what happened to Rick? Leo beat him up at my party last night.

Jom: wow, Leo must have been Maximum Over-Rustled to do something like that.

by Bruce Brewsky April 24, 2013

Maximum Highosity

To reach the peak of being high.

The point in which one has become so high, they can not be any higher.

"I would take another hit, but it'd just be a waste because I've reached maximum highosity."

by Kayla Wattsername October 27, 2012

maximum brutality

brutality that is indeed maximum

"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

maximum retard

Doing the dumbest possible thing you could do at any given time

Why did you pull aggro on Grobbulus? That is maximum retard

by Fizzywix November 12, 2008

Maximum exposure

One of the best reality tv shows along with Real TV because it shows natural real-life events unlike shitty, fake-ass, staged shows like Survivor.

"Net week on survivor, Rob gets attacked by a shark OMG OMG!"
*Shark turns out to be a baby that a teenager could catch*

"Next week on Maximum Exposure, see what happens when bungee jumps snap, convenience store clerks fight back, and crazy Indian dude drinks boiling cooking oil!"

by Meijer's! January 29, 2006

maximum velocity

The act of Grabing your legs and pulling them up so that your knee's are next your ears.Then wrapping your arms around the inside of your legs then Proceeding to shake and wiggle violently.

Brandon Did maximum velocity in his chair intill the chair collapsed.

by Brandon Tropea December 25, 2005