maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014

Maud Arets

Mentally unstable person with a Jeremy Renner obsession <3

I am such a Maud Arets!

by alexturner.vp August 18, 2021

Maud High School

A place where half the people show up high or drunk and if they don’t they’re most likely the rich ones who do athletics and are coaches kids. basically where all good thinks go to die.

She’s a Maud High School girl you should get your hopes up, she’s either high or a bitch.

by wtf.is.going.on March 4, 2022

Massive Maud

A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where two handles of grey goose vodka and any amount of marijuana and/or heroin are added to the mixture of piss, shit, blood, boogers, cum, ear wax, and other stuff inside the cone.

So you’ve done an STC, but have you done Massive Maud?

by dicktobert March 6, 2023

Massive Maud

A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where two handles of grey goose vodka and any amount of marijuana and/or heroin are added to the mixture of piss, shit, blood, boogers, cum, ear wax, and other stuff inside the cone.

So you’ve done an STC, but have you done Massive Maud?

by dicktobert March 6, 2023

Electric maud

A contradicticing word that describes someone style. A style stereotype (such as "scene") except electric maud is part crazy, part simple. Someone who mixes two styles into one. First style being unique, crazy, wild, or "electric" or similar to the "scene" and maud, which could be any style unrelated to the "scene" or otherwise "emo" style. The style highly incorporates vintage and modern also.

A girl who dresses trendy but wears her band t-shirt all the time. She likes vintage, sushi, and photography. You can see her in a cute classy dress with converse shoes or a preppy skirt from ambercombie with an underground band t-shirt. She loves any form of rock music and hates conformity. She loves Betsy Johnson and being crazy but has a sweet side.

You are so electric maud.

by lalanaomi July 31, 2006

au maud

The expression one uses when one sees an attractive member of the the opposite sex.

-"Check that bird out who just gone into Mickeys!"
-"AU MAUDS, MAAAUUUDS, AU AU AU AU MAUD, AAUUUUUUUU MAAAAAAUUUUUUUUDS!"

by yoshimitsu September 29, 2003