1. The computer-generated artificial reality in which everyone except Keanu Reeves and a handful of other actors reside, oblivious to the pain, suffering, and general crappiness of the real world.
2. A series of movies starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, and Carrie-Ann Moss that is practically the definition of awesomeness, so entirely, ultimately holy in its awesomeness is it.
2. A series of movies starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, and Carrie-Ann Moss that is practically the definition of awesomeness, so entirely, ultimately holy in its awesomeness is it.
1. L0L! t3h m4tr1x h45 j00! pwnt!!!!!1!
2. Dude, I like, don't understand those movies, because I'm a bumbling idiot who can't be bothered to think for more than 30 seconds about anything, dude...
2. Dude, I like, don't understand those movies, because I'm a bumbling idiot who can't be bothered to think for more than 30 seconds about anything, dude...
by Holy Yoda August 07, 2005
The Matrix it’s a more than a movie that tells how the world worked. Those generations are ruined because of social media. You might want to do the best to find yourself and understand what the social media is consuming about.
Agent: Well, we will get Morpehus into being the program.
Social Media: Well, the matrix has brought us here.
Social Media: Well, the matrix has brought us here.
by some guest March 26, 2023
by Matry McMatrix November 30, 2003
To dodge an incoming object with great speed and agility. Best if only used to describe somebody dodging something without moving their feet, similar to Neo dodging the agent's bullets in the first Matrix movie.
Let's say that someone throws a basketball at your head and you dodge out of the way by leaning a certain direction, being sure to not move your feet. You have just matrixed the ball. You may now say, "Dood, I matrixed the hell out of that!"
by Bryan Ward November 09, 2006
by mriley29 October 16, 2004
the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh
that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
When a guy/girl leans in to kiss the other person, but the other person swiftly moves their head away from the kisser ultimately avoiding the kiss.
One of the many methods of denying the 1st kiss on a date.
One of the many methods of denying the 1st kiss on a date.
-Holy shit yo! that chick just MATRIXED you dawg!!
or
-Yo bih, if I go to kiss you, you betta not matrix me!!
or
-Yo bih, if I go to kiss you, you betta not matrix me!!
by G0tch@! April 02, 2010