matisyahu

Matisyahu is a badass jew, prolly the greatest jew evar!

Horst dosen`t like Matisyahu because he`s a silly nazi.

by Avtomat Kalashnikova November 10, 2007

Mathijsrock

A tiny rock that you will not see until the moment you fall over it, predominantly on a skateboard

Fuck that hurt! All these Mathijsrocks on the halfpipe are fucking annoying!

by MSTJ September 27, 2010

Matisse

A Matisse is a very advanced human, many kneel before her as she is just too amazing for them to comprehend in their simple minds. Matisse’s are very nice to everyone even if they are bad people who do not deserve her kindness, she is very smart and is impossible to beat in an argument because Matisse is too smart and advanced and uses big words that people don’t understand, never argue with a Matisse because you will inevitably lose (her best friend has seen these battles and the Matisse always wins). Matisse’s are also extremely funny and loved by everyone, she is very fun to hang around with and you never feel bored. Matisse’s are also very wise, give good advice and counseling - her brain is the intellectual size of Mars. Matisse is better than you.

Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’

by I’m the sock around your heart November 10, 2020

matisyn

matisyn is a beyond gorgeous girl! she is a super human being who is very feminine :) she likes a few boys that she sees around and they like her too but never have the guts to talk to her because they think they never would stand a chance. You could spot her out in a crowd full of people due to her breathtaking looks!! SHE IS SUPER STUNNING!! she isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in including her opinion, friends and family. She would do anything for anyone she has gained her trust in. Whoever Matisyn decides to fall in love with is very lucky and never break her heart because she is sensitive but also very independent. Her eyes are as blue as the crystal clear ocean. Her smile will take your breath away. Her laugh is super contagious :) Her personality is one you would strive to have !! Matisyn is one you want to be friends with and be like :)Everyone loves her!! Cherish her !

" Dang I wish I had a chance with Matisyn "
"Dude she is way out of our leagues, i mean just look at her"
" I know :( "

by jfiibmm23 May 12, 2017

marshmallow maties

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes

those marshmallow maties sure look delicious

by lauren March 23, 2004

mathijs

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a mathijs
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

by Origin2dxd December 3, 2016

Mathijs

The name (Mathijs) comes from a famous (business man) who became rich by being super cool during the 20th century. Mathijs Dikhoff was very popular and had many friends. How could you not like Mathijs!

The word Mathijs is used to describe cool people like Mathijs Dikhoff so actually the definition of cool came from him. Without him it would have never existed.

by Mysterious woman October 8, 2018