Malaurie

Malaurie is a very intelligent woman. One who is independent, real, and a woman of self respect. Any man would be extremely lucky to have Malaurie as their girlfriend. She's caring, loyal, honest, and beautiful. She is a freaky woman, who would do anything for the ones she loves. If you have Malaurie as yours, keep her, she's one of a kind.

"Do you know that boy Josh, Malauries boyfriend"

"Yeah, dude he's so lucky she does everything for him"

"Yeah, she's a real good woman! He doesn't know what to do with her"

"I'd treat her like the Queen she is, Malaurie is beyond amazing"

by Honest opinion February 10, 2015

The Matador

1/3 Captain
1/3 Ginger Ale
1/3 Red Bull

Created by Mario and Aleks.

Dude I got so fucking loopt last night drinking The Matador.

Fran and Nicole's favorite drink.

by Pags to Riches January 2, 2012

Masausage Parlor

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.

DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.

by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

macau

Macau SAR of China was a Portugese colony from the 16th century to 1999. It is one of the most open economies in the World according to the IMF.Also known as Las Vegas of the East.

Catch a boat from HongKong and you will be in Macau in two hours.

by zinger January 24, 2005

backdoor matadore

(noun) one who has anal sex with the grandeur of that of a king, or to be more exact, an anal bullfigher.

Josh isn't no lightweight when it comes to anal sex-- hes a backdoor matadore!

by Wookiestick May 13, 2004

Pirate Macauley

Pirate Macauley is a vicious pirate who roams the severn seas. He is the most fearsome pirate in all the land and is incredibly terrible. He plunders and pillages many peoples land. As soon as you see him you should get away as soon as possible.

"Pirate Macauley pillaged my village!" "Really? You were lucky to survive!"

by Evil Pipe March 1, 2013

El Matador

A Dutch group of 8 fighters(Dutch translated=strijders) which all the women like to pair up with. The group was found by the polish "El Matador" (at the moment gang leader) in 2008 which seduced mothers of enemy gangs.

"Did you just witness how that guy got that girls number within a minute?!" "He must be a member of El Matador."

by Director AK December 25, 2012