cunt masterflex

some 1 who is a big ass twards u. or some who messes ur joke up

guy1:you check out my out my package

guy2: you mean your penis

guy1:no cunt masterflex i really ment my package from the mail

by willie boy January 30, 2008

Masterflexing

The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time

I was masterflexing all over her before.

by Dethmaskxdivine March 20, 2011

Masterpoke

the act of using someone else's Facebook account to "poke" yourself.

I'm gunna go on my girlfriend's account so I can masterpoke.

by Second Best Killer September 27, 2010

Masterdome

(1.) The largest dome of a building, located in the scenic main lobby.

(2.) A variant of Mastercard. For every time you give dome, you earn points that can be used for anything.

(1.) The Jefferson Memorial Building packs one hell of a Masterdome!!!

(2.) ...And I can ride my bike with no Masterdome, no Masterdome, no Masterdome..." See Guys, I don't have to do that stuff to buy things!!!

by Crikeey Dundee March 8, 2009

Masterbulence

(noun) - when the plane begins to rock, I begin to beat my cock.

bill "wtf john! are you jerking off!?"

john "you feel that bill? its not just materbation, its masterbulence!

bill "your the sickest person i know"

by @mrmorrisonful January 29, 2014

Masterlobe

Slang term in Yorkshire for masturbation.

"That fella's off 't' loo for a masterlobe."
"He loves it."

by Lol.co.uk123 April 18, 2021