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Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008
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Mataya

Mataya is the sexiest person. and the thiccest. and the gayest. only real people met a mataya.
mataya is awesome. everything about her.
by coolerthanyou02 April 24, 2019
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mataya

some crazy ho you don't want to piss off. Mataya got demons! She be bustin' balls and taking names all fucking day! Synchro swimmer and shit as well. bitch aint basic
by Drowe December 8, 2014
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Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009
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Mastahating

I hate that bitch but hey shes hot! I might just start "mastahating" to her!
by Some Arab Kid February 14, 2014
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mattaya

Mattaya is a tall, beautiful girl with a huge heart and so much love for her family and friends, she’ll give you trust and respect but if you cross her she’ll never forget! She’s a reliable and honest person who enjoys the simple things in life especially food and travel
Person 1: Hey, do you know Mattaya?

Person 2: yeah she’s actually really cool!
by Moshi69 November 23, 2021
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Mataya

Mataya is a rare name is it not that common mataya is usually blond or dirty blond and usually has blue eyes
If you have a friend named mataya you are lucky cause a mataya is probably the best friend you could ask for. a mataya would want to learn (self-defense)I mean who doesn't
You never know what could happen.
And if a (mataya) has a (Brooklyn) and a (charlette) by her side you should probably run
Person 1:oh look it's a mataya

Person 2: oh wow I saw that name on urban dictionary

Person 1: same

Person 2: oh no is that a Brooklyn and a charlette next to her?

Person 1: yeah I think so RUN!!!!
by afellowWeeb_mha December 25, 2019
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