Musbian

A Turkish, kebab eating, bus driving, lesbian, that doesn't go down on women.

You stupid musbian.
Go shag a musbian.
Only a musbian would do something like that.
You look like a musbian.
Not even a musbian would go to that place.

by Justin Latrine September 21, 2006

mesbian

A man who looks like a lesbian.

Gee, that Lance Bass sure is a mesbian.

by Janice March 28, 2004

manbians

lesbians that look more like men than they do women.

natural environment: gay raver bars, picketing something popular

description: short hair, no makeup, leather jacket, color of hair is one of the primary colors

Manbians are more or less synonamous with dike.

by someone_used_my_name July 16, 2008

masian

Someone who is mostly Asian. Like the non-Asian kids who play DDR, drink boba tea, watch anime, and, like the kid in my English class, join clubs at school for Asians(Asian Student Alliance, Chinese Culture Club, etc)

(sees white kid playing DDR with a group of real Asians while drinking boba tea, while talking about anime)
Me: Wow that's fucking amazing. Look at him multi-task like that.
Friend: So what? He's still a masian.

by Emelia December 20, 2005

Mansbian

A girl or guy who acts gay but really isn't.
Also search for metrosexual

Oh my god, that girl is such a mansbian. -Snicker.-

by Psh right March 4, 2006

manbian

A lesbian displaying the physical characteristics of the standard issue life-long male factory worker.These most often include (but not limited to);scruffy facial hair,rotund bellies,flat asses.prisonesque tattoos,offensive body odor,balding pates,public flatulence,and perpetually dirty fingernails.These creatures are sometimes alternately referred to as Bull daggers,Studs,or inmate 859640(actual number varys).Typically they shrug off given first names in favor of androgynous handles like Pat,Lou,Sal,and Marty etc.

"I thought my friend Eric was from a typical white trash family.My illusion was shattered when his"dad"unsnapped "his"penis and put it in the dishwasher,revealing "him"to be a Manbian.

by Helmut/tampa May 29, 2009

mesbian

(n) A male acting as a female lesbian in a chat room, or other internet relay medium, in an attempt to pick up women. Most notable by speech patterns, or desire to find any bi/lesbian woman in a particular area.

"I'm tellin' you, anyone that thinks every woman on the 'net is 18 and bi, AND tries to pick them up, is a mesbian."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003