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mascara turds

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.
Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.
by mmmkayyy April 2, 2005
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Minnesota Mascara

The dried jizz on a woman's eye socket that prohibits her from seeing clearly, often delivered by guys named Howie (for some odd reason)
She had a hard time making coffee due to her Minnesota Mascara
by WalmartStumbleBum42 January 29, 2015
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Mosacra

A really witty thing to say or call someone, even if you have no idea what it means. Because No one else does either.
You: "Knock Knock Mosacra!"

or

Friend: "Hey man"
You: "Hey whats up Mosacra?"
by HoveringCoyote January 12, 2011
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Mascara

A kind of eye makeup to enhance the length, density, volume and color of the eyelashes.

It is usually black or brown.
The mascara made her eyes pop.
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Mascara hangover

When someone falls asleep with their makeup on and their eyes are swollen and/or their face is breaking out the next day
Girl 1: Why are your eyes so red, are you stoned?
Girl 2: Nah, I just have a mascara hangover.
by Shawster April 19, 2014
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mascara run

When someone who wears mascara takes a dick too far down their throat, causing immense gagging. As a result, their eyes begin to water and therefore mascara (if not waterproof) tears run down their face. This also usually signals they have done a more than adequate job of sucking the dick in the first instance.
Jay had such a huge dick - it gave me mascara run!
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
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Masara

Masara: the girl with the ocean eyes u may get lost if u stair at them

Her long hair slips like silk

And her smile makes u forget all ur sadness
Him: hey
Masara: hey!
Him: r u wearing contacts or these r ur real eye color?
Masara: they r real. Lol

Him: would u be my gf? :)
by Elizabithyyy May 18, 2018
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