Marriage

A never ending compromise

Guy 1: This is a never ending compromise

Guy 2: Ha ha like marriage

by The Original Kweej December 25, 2017

marriage strike

The term "marriage strike" refers to young men in Western countries deciding to not get married, due to high divorce rates (50% in the U.S., and as high as 75% in California, which is not included in the U.S. average). A perception that marriage is a financial disaster for men, especially during divorce settlements, is generally believed to be driving the marriage strike phenomenon.

She keeps nagging him about getting married, but he's on a marriage strike.

by Kai Thorsten June 27, 2008

Lavender marriage

A term used in the 1930s, and can still be applied today. It's a term meaning if you are an actor who happens to be gay or lesbian like so many people in the 1930s, the agent of that actor tries to marry them off with a straight person. It is either this or lose everything when the public and fans find out a particular actor is homosexual.

These days it's no big deal to come out of the closet, but there are still gay actors married to a straight spouse for appearance, and reputation. This called a Lavender marriage.

John Travolta is indeed in a Lavender marriage with Kelly Preston.

by Babydoll75 March 20, 2019

Marriage Hooker

a women that uses her vagina as lure to fish for men, uses pregnancy to trick the men to marry then uses children and divorce to sustain her living habits and ultimately ruin men's life. In fact, more nasty than a normal hooker.

a normal hooker at least does not ruin the man's life. a marriage hooker completely ruins a man's life forever

by unlucky man June 6, 2010

mariaelena

Mariaelena is a very nice person. She love sports and she also loves math. You are a very lucky person if you ever meet a Mariaelena in your life trust me. She will bring u joy in your life. Mariaelena is a funny person who will laugh at anything. She's a beautiful girl. Dont ever brake a Mariaelna's heart. Your very lucky if mariaelana is your bestfriend, girlfriend, daughter, mom, aunt, grandma, niece, sister or even cousin.

She will be there no matter what happen in your life. Mariaelena will support you in the worst moments in your life and also the best moments and she will never give up on u.

by vanessa10 September 22, 2018

Moriable

-The measure of resistance to physical contact
-The greater the moriability the more repulsion between person and matter
Ultimate moriability is when there is NPC (no-physical-contact) at all.

Can be calculated using formula m=RxD
Moriability = Resistance to object(F) X distance between matter and object(d)

- bro you are moriable

by Titanium12345 April 20, 2017

telephone marriage

Usually, ship's crew members, ofiicers or ratings might be at sea working on various ships something like 80% of their time, sometimes even one year or more at a time, continuously. In case they are married they often call their wife from different ports of call or from the ship herself via satellite telephone, thus having actually a "telephone marriage" instead of a normal marriage.

Ben: You know, Mark calls his wife so often!
Steve: Yeah, I know, he has a "telephone marriage"

by Gaboantsa November 22, 2011