Marquette Monster

The Marquette Monster is a long-nailed, short-horned reptilian monster supposed to live on Marquette, Michigan.

What's that weird pic of on this sign (Old City Hall)? Dude, that's the Marquette Monster.

by Daniel C. Boyer January 23, 2008

Marquette

The biggest city in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan

1. Home to the biggest population of Swedish wannabes in America
2. Also home to the most thots in America. Puts the hoes of LA to shame

3. Lots of tourists come to see the blonde thots shake their ass on Miners Beach, although they claim they only came to see the unique architectural style of the lighthouses
4. The local high school has enough stuck up rich white girls to last a lifetime

5. Men here don’t know how to please women so most females under the age of 40 are virgins

“Oh you’re from Marquette? I’m sorry for your loss

by highschooler from Manistique April 21, 2020

Marquette

Marquette is home to the biggest thots in America. The girls of Marquette all developed scoliosis for sticking their asses so far out. Don’t even get me started on the hoe guys. If you live in Marquette. Leave. It’s toxic.

Hey those Marquette bitches looking thick
BOI LOOK AGAIN THEIR BACKS ARE BENDING N BREAKING LOL

by Negaunee hoe June 16, 2019

Marqueezy

A person without freedom. This person is not allowed anywhere but the library and school. Friends of Marqueezys are constantly asking them when theyre going to get their freedom.

person 1: Yo wanna come to my house bro?
Person two: Nah i cant, im not allowed to go to anyones house.
Person 3: Why are you being such a marqueezy bro?

by Taylor Lautener August 1, 2012

marquinten

A black male who fucks white women. Pornstauche. Very Lazy. And also he is the killer from the "wang that slang at 6" due to his large and in charge PENIS!

Guy #1: OMG, my girlfriend got killed by an enormesly large dick
Guy #2: Must have been a Marquinten...

by Greg Tit February 12, 2010

marquenese

Very passionate. loving and caring person. Stands out in a crowd. Great friend. Beautiful soul. Thinks deep and outside the box. Different. Old soul. Leader never a follower.

Marquenese does what she wants.

by Jniecy December 21, 2016

Marquette

Great Leader, Great Gambler, keeps his circle small, open minded , and can get hisself out of any sticky situation.

i’m about to go with Marquette he’s a Breadwinner!

by Quette November 23, 2021