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Marooned

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.
Sorry I was late, i got marooned.
by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011
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Maroots

the name of a Santa Fe New Mexico jam band that started in early 2010 and plays a mix of blues, rock, country, and reggae music.
Are you going to see Maroots play next week?
by equus9 April 2, 2010
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Maroonion

A threesome involving a person, their matesprit, and their kismesis.
A maroonion between John, Roxy, and Terezi would be basically the best thing ever!
by Acamaeda November 21, 2015
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Maroor Jequavis

A culturally ancient Yemenite name that describes a large, muscular man who is surprisingly cute, naive and attractive
I went to Yemen last summer, and everywhere I went I saw Maroor Jequavis!
by bigbattycrease69 November 15, 2021
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marook

This word once said out loud can make people stare for minutes and will make babies cry just at the shear sound. Only use this word in dire need. Marook is a major insult and if used in school would most likely make u a bad ass. Just a heads up, but if the time calls for it whip it out like u know what ur doing but you damn well better not use it wrong
YOU FUCKIN' MAROOK!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, A MAROOK?
by a marook May 27, 2011
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maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.
I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.
by justindelaney October 25, 2018
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Marooned

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.
me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!
by pete Thay January 11, 2008
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