Magestic Marmot

Where you take someones pillow, pull down your underwear, and fart on the pillowcase. Giving extra care to ensure the fabric of the case touches the skin of your asshole.

My husband was being such a douchebag, I did a magestic marmot on his pillowcase and he got pinkeye.

by offdhook September 14, 2011

marmoolak

a lizard

Your keer is as thin as a marmoolak

by ya moshe ben avram February 16, 2004

marmot

marmots are a cute type of woodland animal. vancouver island marmots are a particularly cute, particularly endangered type of marmot.

by You could probably guess May 31, 2003

doctor marmot

The swedish god of all things small and furry, with the ability to transmute any object he touches into an avocado floating in a bucket of goats intestines. Doctor marmot invented the vcr, the flush toilet, and mexico. doctor marmots laughter can cure AIDS, cancer, and parkinsons deseise... to bad he only laughs when he reaches orgasm... and to do that he has to kill a goat.

Doctor marmot hides sweet sugar candies in the pants of young children to celebrate arbor day, unfortunately he then uses their candy filled corpses as air hockey pucks, and has sex with their fathers.

by Nick wilson June 11, 2006

Murmoto Brown

adj. A specific shade of tacky brown painted on Japanese sports cars in the Clive Cussler adventure novel, "Dragon."

2.n Kyoto Lizard Crap

"Ah, I see your countertop is permanently a shade of Murmoto Brown."

by Jimez Smoot August 31, 2003

marmot

Johnson-loving amphibious rodent. These are illegal in most cities.

Nice marmot.

by Hoffman, flanners June 28, 2004

"marmot teasing"

In video production, the act of pulling all of the elements of your film or video together, so they make a cohesive storyline. Taken from the idea that it is a fun thing to do, but can be a pain to undertake. Like marmot teasing.

I was up until 3 AM "marmot teasing", but I think the DVD looks good.

by James Gerraughty. May 3, 2007