markaz

When someone screws up (almost sabotages) something that's going well. Based on the coronavirus curve in India, which was flattening, till a single source markaz event blew it up.

My painting was going so well till you markaz-ed it by spilling coffee all over it.

by bharataboi April 12, 2020

märkäräinen

A moist fart. Often considered wise to release while sitting on the toilet.

There was something in that pizza yesterday. Released couple of nasty märkäräinens this morning

by Tero auténtico October 20, 2023

Marcass

Nickname commonly used for people with the name Marcus. This nickname is often given to Marcus if they constantly want to party, or if they are assholes, and sometimes when they are assholes who constantly want to party.

1. Question: Who should we invite to our kick ass shindig? Response: Well, definately Marcass, you know he's always up to party!

2. Don't invite Marcass he always gets drunk, kicks peoples ass in beer pong, and then talks shit on everybody. Sometimes he can be a real asshole.

by The Rothchild January 21, 2009

nick markakis

an angel sent from heaven to save Orioles baseball. He's effing hott too!

i want to have nick markakis' babies

by nicks lover June 13, 2008

markasia

A great girl who you can love forever. Never forget her. They are smart, loving, kind hearted, sweet, beautiful, and stunning. Markasia's tend to fit into with lots of guys. She is amazing

Markasia is so beautiful, i wanna be her someday

by cutieme32 January 26, 2015

Markese

A funny person who can make funny faces

Hahahahahahaha you're so Markese

by Mistah 517 January 16, 2011

Marasco

1. (The) Marasco was a colourful character in early 21st century Scotland. Appearances of The Marasco were first documented in Aberdeen and then later, Edinburgh. Although often aloof and unpredictable in his nature, The Marasco's influence remains with many. There is an ongoing debate between the sexes as to whether the Marasco was a character for good or for evil. The Marasco's current whereabouts remain a mystery.

2. A situation containing both a positive and negative outcome. A double-edged sword. An act or event usually caused by an individual's own volition that leaves them feeling extreme ambivalence or uncertainty over whether it was a good or a bad decision.

1. Person a - "So I made the decision to quit my job to volunteer. Sure the money will be much less but I'll feel good about helping others."

Person b - "Sounds like a bit of a marasco, I hope it works out for you"

2. Marrying for security whilst loving another - A dilema solved with a marasco.

by Optimus1 February 2, 2010