Mariana Trench

A term used to describe a piece of music that is so heavy and crushing that it could only have come from the deepest, darkest oceans.

"Hey dude. Have you checked out the new Ahab album yet?"
"Hell yeah, sooo heavy. That shit came straight from the Mariana Trench!"

by iamtheblackwizards September 2, 2016

mariana trench trash

Dark dirty whore with a large vagina

I can’t believe you like Susie she’s Mariana trench trash

by Big Rhino Boy October 5, 2019

Marianas Trench Bitches

Girls with giant gaping pussies 7 inches deep or more.

"Yo, did you hook up with her?"
"Yeah, she's one of them marianas trench bitches. I almost got lost in there."

by FuzzyNuggets March 24, 2019

Mariana Trench mouth

the condition of post-cunnilingus mouth funk

I need a breath mint before I go back to work. I've got Mariana Trench mouth.

by Willikin November 1, 2017

Mariana trench

A deep, underwater trench in the Pacific ocean.

I hate to break it to you, but there are no megalodons down there. The pressure is so strong that a shark that large would be crushed in an instant.

There are no fuckin megalodons in the Mariana trench, that’s just a conspiracy theory.

by Sussus Samogus September 26, 2022

Mariana Trenches

When a woman wears granny panties and the impressions from them are visible through tight pants.

"Look! She has Mariana trenches on her ass."

by Kakkori August 18, 2017

Mariana Trench

Kinda deep place in the ocean around the Philippines

Person 1: THE MEGALODON IS ALIVE IN THE MARIANA TRENCH
Person 2: What?
Person 1: THE MEGALODON IS ALIVE IN THE MARIANA TRENCH

by TheFriendlyAllay June 12, 2024