March 9 is the day that the hottest guy in the world was born. It is also national oof day, which means that if you see some one you hate you say oofand then you smack them.
Guy 1: Today’s March 9 which is national oof day. Guy 2: really did you know that it is also the day the hottest guy in the world was born. Guy 3: gets slapped.
The prettiest and nicest girls are born on this day. You get one you’ll never wanna lose her. They’re kind, loyal, cute and funny. They also have a fat ass. You’re lucky to even meet one