March 3rd 

March 3rd is girlfriend or girl best friend has to do whatever you say Day
And if she doesn’t she gets punched in the chest next time you meet

Him: Its march 3rd honey cook me something.
Her: I don’t feel like it.
Him: 🤜🏽 Boom right in the chest

March 3rd by Galvanakiz November 27, 2021

March 3rd 

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 3rd just go around the class or hall and slap that ass

March 3rd by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

March 3rd 

March 3rd is national ugly ass sister day

March 3rd is such an annoying day

March 3rd by March 3rd March 2, 2023

March 3rd 

Frog appreciation day a day where everyone prays to a picture of the all mighty one kermit the frog praising him as our lord and savior and appreciate frogs

"Hey Tommy its Frog Appreciation day(March 3rd)"
"Shut up you fat cunt"
"Aww":(

March 3rd by F.lobe October 3, 2023

March 3rd 

Literally the cutest person ever. They Always bring a smile to your face whenever you're sad. Having a March 3rd in your life can really make an impact on your perspective of life, they are filled with inspiration, joy and laughter.

Dawg, ur born on March 3rd? let's be friends ASAP.

March 3rd by Pangimikuwonderhoy November 28, 2023

march 3rd 

global texting day!! text all the friends u have the entire day!
heres an example:

*27 new messages*
WHATS GOING ON?!!
Friends: its march 3rd!!

march 3rd by this is anonymous :) March 2, 2024

March 3rd 

The day a dumb ass bitch was born, this person tends to be bipolar and a dick but really nice once you get to know them.

It’s March 3rd. Happy birthday, dumb ass! I’m glad to have met you.

March 3rd by adannnnnnnnnmc30 March 3, 2024