Place not too far from cities of Leeds and Liverpool. Better than people think and not as much of a dive as it used to be. Has those out-side urinal things though and a woman who always tries to use them and mooches off people outside Burger King.
'Hi, can i mooch off you please? I can't speak so have cleverly written this on some cardboard with a shit biro' in Manchester
by Manchestor July 9, 2009
The second city of a funny place called England. Quite wet, but more welcoming and friendy than london.
by Hanny February 28, 2005
One of the best citys in England, nearly everyone who lives here, or comes to visit loves it. The people here are friendly and although it gets called 'gunchester', its really not that bad. It has a mint city centre, and although our accent is kinda naff, its summat to be proud off. It's got one of the best teams going - Manchester United, and Manchester City, who arn't that bad. Theres also loads to do here, with loads of opportunitys! Loads of well known people, celebs and bands have come out of Manchester, and we're defo home to some of the best musical talent! Manchester, the home of true mancunians!
Guy 1: Y'alright are kid?
Guy 2: Yeye just scrannin innit
Guy 1: Comin down Manchester tonight?
Guy 2: Yeye, it's the place to be!
Guy 2: Yeye just scrannin innit
Guy 1: Comin down Manchester tonight?
Guy 2: Yeye, it's the place to be!
by Hann3rr January 10, 2009
A dreary rain sodden swamp with delusions of grandeur. Amongst its highlights are a sprawling urban vista devoid of life and character, compulsary sheep shagging and yobbo bands like Oasis who spend all their time snorting coke and thus haven't turned out a good album in 10 years. Its people get off on belittling its near neighbour Liverpool as crime ridden and poor, even though it has higher crime and sky high poverty itself. When not endlessly telling itself it is "world famous" (though for what remains a mystery to most) its people attend matches at its premier league football club Manchester Utd - where ticket prices are set to double due to their greedy avaristic new owner, who they entirely deserve for being a bunch of glory seeking gormless twats. Famous Manchunians have included the Beegees, Reg Holdsworth and the worlds worst serial killer, Harold Shipman.
by Brigante June 12, 2005
A stinking shit hole of a town full of violence and arrogance. Likes to call itself the second city, when in fact its the sixth.
by albionpeej August 16, 2005
the wannabe Second City of the UK. it's not even a third of the size of Birmingham, in fact it's not even the 3rd biggest city of the UK. it has 2 footy teams, with one wearing red and brainwashing little children to become glory hunters and not give a toss about their local team. it is officially the most violent city in the UK (even being nicknamed ''Gunchester'') has the highest ASBO rate in the UK. for some reason the government bums Manchester and gives them loadsa money to build some white elephant buildings (probs cuz their all glory hunters too) that the cultureless people will probably end up burning down. all mancs will talk like Liam Gallacher and end up in at least one bar-brawl a week, they'll scrounge off benefits and have at least 12 children who will end up breeding with eachother by the time they're 13 and spawn more ASBO babies. the capital city of Chav Land.
1) has no one bulldozed mnchester already
2) Manchester...the 2nd city of Greater Manchester
3) oh dear, we're nearing Manchester
4) Manchester....because the Devil wanted a hell on earth
2) Manchester...the 2nd city of Greater Manchester
3) oh dear, we're nearing Manchester
4) Manchester....because the Devil wanted a hell on earth
by Adrian_18 November 12, 2005
Birmingham according to Wikipedia is without doubt the second city of the UK - wanabee rival Manchester is a Grim Decaying Mill Town that ranks 9th - how embarassing!
1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269
1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269
Birmingham the second city of the UK - let's all laugh at the poverty stricken grim mill town of Manchester ranked at a lowly 9th!
by Anthony Wilson September 6, 2008