geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

l’manberg

l’manberg was a piece of land on the minecraft server ‘dream smp’. it began with a drug business ran by wilbur soot and tommyinnit. this began the “hot dog van” or the “caravan”. they then recruited fundy, tubbo, niki, eret, and jack manifold. then, l’manberg as a nation wanted to have independence from the dream smp. dream, the creator of the dream smp didn’t agree. this broke out into war. after hours of fighting, eret led them into the ‘final control room’ which was when they portrayed his betrayal and then all the other members were killed. shockingly, tommy gave up his most prized possessions for l’manbergs independence, his music discs mellohi and cat. this stated that l’manberg was a separate nation from dream smp, but was still on their land. but then after a long time being blacklisted, jschlatt makes a reappearance to run in a political war against wilbur. candidates pog2020: wilbur soot & tommyinnit. swag2020: quackity & georgenotfound. coconut2020: niki and fundy and jschlatt2020. after an audience decision, pog2020 had the winning vote, but by the swag2020 and jschlatt2020 former agreement, they combined the votes and jschlatt2020 won the election. the first thing jschlatt did was banish wilbur soot and tommy. jschatt then renames l’manberg, ‘manberg’ because they “don’t take L’s”. wilbur and tommy vanish into the woods and start their new nation, pogtopia. it’s now a cold-blooded war of manberg vs. pogtopia.

“my l’manberg, my l’manberg” - song by wilbur

“independence or death, if we get no revolution we want nothing”

by dreamy weamy October 19, 2020

The Manders

The most driven young woman one can ever hope to meet, expert in all manner of Character Animation, including 2d & 3d animation, Corel painter, Adobe (photoshop, premier, after affects, & flash), & Autodesk Maya. Holds a Bachelor degree in Media Arts and Animation from the Art Institute of Ft. Lauderdale.

The Manders art will rock your socks off.

The Manders is the penultimate of awesome.

Noone can overestimate the Manders.

The Manders can make art beautiful enouph to make Chuck Norris cry and want a puppy.

by Fanboy186541 February 4, 2009

Maber Shuffle

This is when playing poker, the cards you were delt last hand are the same as the ones either in your hand this time, or on the community cards.

"Dude .......... im sure i had these's cards last hand ........ must be a Maber Shuffle!!!!!!"

Them cards on the flop are either my last hand or on the flop last hand!!!

by ShitHead76 August 27, 2010

Manberged

to be insulted in a personal and hurting manner, however, it is publicly acceptable because the comment is made under the guise of intellectual and scholarly debate

"Man, that comment Chris made to Liz during the discussion in Contracts class was a real personal attack." "Yeah, she really got Manberged."

by DKforPrez January 29, 2010

L’Manburg Day

The day is November 16 and it is the day Pogtopia won back L’Manburg. Even though the server blew up.

“What’s today?”
“It’s L’Manburg day!”
“Oh really? POG!”

by cheesygarlicbread November 16, 2020

manbeardeer

A spin-off of Al Gores manbearpig. Used to describe someone using the bodybuilding supplement Russian Bear 5000 which is a high protein, high calorie weight gainer that among other things contains Sickadeer antler powder. Therefore becoming 1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 deer. Manbeardeer!

Guy 1: Who's that guy over there bench pressing 800 pounds?
Guy 2: That guys always in here throwin weight around. Thats manbeardeer!

by manbeardeer February 11, 2010