manhole cover

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

manhole cover by John R. December 8, 2003

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Steve is down with the Rainbow, so he never leaves home without his manhole covers.

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Manhole Cover

Burying the face of your unfortunate female companion deep into the nether regions of your bung.

"She was all lame on the tip and wouldn't get on the nuts, so I grabbed her by the ears and gave her a manhole cover."

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When someones becomes so large and wide they resemble a manhole cover.

1. "Wow! I haven't seen Tricia in a while. What happened to her?"
"She's a manhole cover now, totally blew up!"

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She took off her manhole cover and we got busy.

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Putting a coin in your foreskin effectively cover your tip

Today I used a toonie as a manhole cover.

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Huge Nostrils, such as those exhibited on the horrifying grills of Dionne Warwick and Patrick Ewing.

"Chuck Wagon went up for a relatively easy layup, but the ball ended up in Ewings monstrous manhole covers as he defended the rim."

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