man period

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)

Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.

by The Second Reskatement of Awesome March 10, 2008

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The time a few minutes after a guy gets kicked in the balls, lasts about 10 minutes to about an hour. It includes pain in the abdominal and groin region and the feeling of haveing to shit.

(it is called this because the symptoms are similar the the female period)

Guy 1:Dont touch me!!!

Guy 2:Wats wrong with you?

Guy 1:Sorry im on my man-period.

Guy 2:Oh you must have got kicked in the balls pretty hard then.

by jdank519 November 05, 2008

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When a man has a nose bleed. This may or may not happen every month on the man-period mensterul cycle.

Dan:Once i had my period and it came out my nose!

(Dan had his man-period)

by Fannywagon2008 October 23, 2009

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when a guy has a drop in testosterone, so he produces weak sperm, and in turn his balls make him mad

"Man, Jack really has been pissy lately."
"August says that's because he's on his man period."

by fixit.jackoff June 18, 2019

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The term used to describe a dude who’s being moody and intolerant and complaining.

‘Kelsey, you dumbass! You kicked me!’ Mark yelled.

‘It was an accident!’ Kelsey replies.
Mark rolled his eyes.
‘Someone’s on their man period,’ Kelsey whispered to herself.

by RatAthlete June 06, 2021

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