man period

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)

Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.

by The Second Reskatement of Awesome March 9, 2008

man-period

The time a few minutes after a guy gets kicked in the balls, lasts about 10 minutes to about an hour. It includes pain in the abdominal and groin region and the feeling of haveing to shit.

(it is called this because the symptoms are similar the the female period)

Guy 1:Dont touch me!!!

Guy 2:Wats wrong with you?

Guy 1:Sorry im on my man-period.

Guy 2:Oh you must have got kicked in the balls pretty hard then.

by jdank519 March 17, 2009

Man-Period

When a man has a nose bleed. This may or may not happen every month on the man-period mensterul cycle.

Dan:Once i had my period and it came out my nose!

(Dan had his man-period)

by Fannywagon2008 October 23, 2009

man period

when a guy has a drop in testosterone, so he produces weak sperm, and in turn his balls make him mad

"Man, Jack really has been pissy lately."
"August says that's because he's on his man period."

by fixit.jackoff June 17, 2019

Man period

When a man shits his pants witch happens at least once a year if not more

Man I just had my man period for 2020

by Pat997 December 2, 2020

Man Period

When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.

“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”

“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”

by Papaduck January 6, 2019

Man Period

When a guy has the symptoms of a girl on her period but only the mood swings😂

Oh Nos is on his man period again!

by JxKx October 3, 2017