man-aging partner

A shrewish, nagging spouse who thereby takes at least two years off of one's life for each year of marriage.

"Sorry, guys, I can't make the game -- the man-aging partner has me on garage cleanout duty, eff me."

by FitofPeak August 25, 2012

One Man Hand Party

A term reffering to masturbation

I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party

by jappy jappy jappy January 5, 2011

a man of parts

something you'd call a cool dude some 50 or 100 years ago
a man of parts is a guy with many talents, gifted, etc.

"A man of Parts, but a most vile, stinking Whigg" (1710).

by longsong December 6, 2006

Two-man LAN party

1. A gathering of two men and an MMO, FPS, RTS, etc.
2. An innuendo describing sexual activity between two men.

Want to come over for a two-man LAN party?" "Sure, I'll bring the condoms.

by Defic8r March 5, 2011

Man of Parts

an antiquated term used in 17th and 18th century England, most famously by Lord Chesterfield, defining a man who is extremely able in multiple endeavors. Recently, the term has been brought back to modern day usage in the book "Libri Neri: The Man's Practical Guide to Natural Charm". Today it has taken on the implication that a man is talented in many areas of life, especially attracting women. However, it is not seen in a negative light such as player, pimp, Lothario, Don Juan, or mack daddy.

"Did you meet that guy Steve? His girl was INSANELY hot, he's a real man of parts."

by Delabar July 20, 2008

man-jama party

When guys spend the night out together and return the following day usually to a scornful wife. man-jamas can also be a term which describes a man's gay nightwear.

"Hey jon, i think it's time for the guys to go out and get trashed again!" I said excitedly.
"you mean a man-jama party?" he asked.
"yep, get out your yard pass and stop being a tit, gonna be cra cra!"

He next inquired "should i bring my man-jamas?"
"fmli thought to myself.

by jay-sin jay April 7, 2010

Dead Man’s Party

I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder
I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder

Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive
Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive

I was struck by lighting, walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep

It's a Dead Man’s Party; Who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door

Don't run away it's only me
Only me

I'm all dressed up, nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man (oh!) with a dead man
Ooh ooh, waitin' for an invitation to arrive
Ooh! Walkin' with a dead man, dead man (with a dead man)

I got my best suit and my tie
With a shiny silver dollar on either eye
I hear the chauffeur comin' to my door
Says there's room for maybe just one more

I was struck by lighting, walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door

Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me (only me)
Don't be afraid of what you can't see

It's only me

I was struck by lighting, walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door

Don't run away it's only me (only me)
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me (only me)
Don't be afraid of what you can't see

It's only me
It's only me
Only me
It's only me
It's only me
Only me (only me)
It's only me
It's only me
It's only me
Ow!

by Death Menace February 5, 2023