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maloned

Completely destroying someone: usually by elbow, dragon kick, knee to the groin, or clothesline.

Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Did you see David Robinson get maloned? Fuckin' malownage. Malone just maloned his fucking ear of and he was on the maloning floor unconscious.
by Karl Malone May 22, 2004
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Maloning

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.
"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"
by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020
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Maloned

Maloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. This usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else.

Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'
"Tonya Harding totally Maloned Nancy Kerrigan."
by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003
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malones

another word for "melons"
referring to large breasts
Dude.. did you see her malones??
MALONES!!!
by kidelh March 4, 2007
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Maloned

When an insurance company has to shell out thousands of dollars in renovations due to faucet related damage
Nationwide totally got Maloned by Kyle
by JBchillin October 4, 2018
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Malon

A cute but dangerous girl from the suburbs. Wanna be from the eastside & lead people on just to break their heart
Malon cute as hell she the one, she just ain’t right smh
by 474Dfug July 23, 2018
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malone

derived from cock malone this word is used as in insult which has no meaning. the usage of this word is to insult people without them knowing what is going on. perfect for use on your boss, little sister, teacher, professor, parents and extended family, etc.
boss: charles im gonna need you to come in on sunday
charles: No you lousy malone
boss: did you just call me a malone
charlie: yes
boss: hey, i like you kid, you dont need to come in on sunday
chuck: thanks sir.....ya cock malone !!!!!!
by big throws malone October 26, 2006
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