mallard

A term given to gamers who die a lot in battle. Such as a mallard flying by just waiting to be shot. Someone who runs out in the open and is shot immediately.

Specifically in Halo 3 if the person dies 13 times in a 4 on 4 battle up to a 50, they are a mallard. 17 or more and you are an Uber-Mallard. It is usually required that you profess your malardry to the other teammates.

Eg., Teammate: "14 deaths are you kidding me? Say it." Mallard: "I'm a mallard.." Teammate: "Yes you are"

by The Smoke Monster February 5, 2010

Malharism

the act of being jewish while not being jewish. A person who practices Malharism is known as a Malhar

Dude, he's so into Malharism, just look at his jewish necklace!
I know, right! His parents are Christian!

by jewishmonster September 19, 2011

mallhaul

A large number of expensive and extravagant items purchased at a commercial shopping facility.

"Wow, what a mallhaul...all those packages and bags of things I purchased as holiday gifts!...filled the entire trunk..."

by yes juanito yes April 5, 2012

Mallard Olympics

A series of physical competitions between ducks.

YO BRO DID YOU SEE THE MALLARD OLYMPICS LAST NIGHT?

by frankson1234 January 29, 2012

malhare

Malhare is a chad ass motherfucker. The physical embodiment of sex. Rumour has it when you call his name, the whole world responds. IT'S NOT BONNIE OR CHICA

Man 1; Hey isn't that the man your sister fucked?

Man 2; Yeah, That's Malhare. He's such a chad I could never

by WetGlitchtrap May 25, 2021

Mallard Lips

To have the lips resemebling the bill of a Canadian Mallard duck (Anas platyrhynchos)

Bailey L. had mallard lips

by alvin maker January 31, 2007

The Mallard Duck

A sex move where the male is normally in the missionary position. Before completion, the male will stick a piece of lit dynamite into the woman's vaginal area, and time his load perfectly in reference to the fuse of the dynamite. This will result in the explosion of his male reproductive system into the woman's vagina, hence the term "Mallard Duck."

"Baby, I want to try The Mallard Duck tonight."

by ekgi November 10, 2018