Malloween

marshmallows that are orange and black flavored. Tell montenegro that theyre stackable, they'll scare your dad, and the punks next door won't know what hit them when you give them a satchel-full of marshmallows. Homestar got a weird eyeball that makes an eyeball sound for doing the commercial.

sorry... must have got a toenail caught in my throat!

by homsar October 29, 2003

mallway

The very long hallways behind stores in the mall. Often used for trash runs and quick getaways.

Not a place you want to be alone.

During my break I like to sneak a doobie in the mallway.

by jondomber May 27, 2018

malawa

a malawa is a girl that choses the wrong kind of man fequently when there are better choices that are not considered. these choices are usually not considered because the girl loves challenges and refuses to give up on a lost cause. this will lead to pain and suffering if she choses not to look at those closest to her. cause a malawa always has the correct choice closer to her than she realizes

did you see him cheating and she is still seeing him that girl is such a fat malawa.

by blindness is a religion December 22, 2009

mallowsexual

Someone or something that is sexually attracted to marshmallows

"hey that guy's sexxing a marshmallow, he must be mallowsexual"

by yourmotherfromwigan June 2, 2008

Mallywhap

1. To destroy someone
2. To beat someone into the ground
3. To definitively win

I just mallywhapped that team

Did you mallywhap last night?
I'm mallywhapping tough right now

by ...lllooolll April 21, 2010

Ill Mallard

A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.

I'm trying to get that ill mallard from that ho-piece.

by Get Some All Day January 27, 2009

Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012