Ill Mallard

A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.
I'm trying to get that ill mallard from that ho-piece.
by Get Some All Day January 28, 2009
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Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
by fathers_bulge May 17, 2012
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felix mallard

is hot
me: felix mallard is hot
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mallard with a cold

A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.
"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"
by P8nt November 14, 2007
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Mallard Olympics

A series of physical competitions between ducks.
by frankson1234 January 17, 2012
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Mallard Lips

To have the lips resemebling the bill of a Canadian Mallard duck (Anas platyrhynchos)
by alvin maker January 27, 2007
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The Mallard Duck

A sex move where the male is normally in the missionary position. Before completion, the male will stick a piece of lit dynamite into the woman's vaginal area, and time his load perfectly in reference to the fuse of the dynamite. This will result in the explosion of his male reproductive system into the woman's vagina, hence the term "Mallard Duck."
"Baby, I want to try The Mallard Duck tonight."
by ekgi November 11, 2018
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