alcoholic

A person who always feels two drinks behind.

"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"

or

"Alcoholic? What's that?"

by Teo Cherub July 15, 2009

alcoholicfetus

A fetus who's parent is an alcoholic and will most likely be born with problems and become and alcoholic.

"Damn look at that retarded guy drink! He must've been an alcoholicfetus"

by alcoholicfetus July 14, 2009

Apologetic Alcoholic

Someone who apologizes a lot after drinking a lot

When he drinks he is such an apologetic alcoholic.

by Mmmmmmmoooooooo December 8, 2019

alcoholics eponymous

A group for people who have the same name as an alcoholic beverage.

Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.

All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.

by Lepus July 2, 2008

stand-in alcoholic

When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.

Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."

Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"

by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010

Maccaholic

One who is insanely obsessed with mcdonalds, especially during the monopoly time.

Ricky:What did you win on your monopoly maccas?
Sophia:Omg, I won a fkn macaroon!

Ricky: Calm down you maccaholic

by Ricky1995 September 30, 2016

High functioning alcoholic

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.

Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."

by Super Thicc November 22, 2020