malarkey

Irish-American for bullshit.

Also used by white men to describe things of untasteful nature, such as:

1. monkey-business
2. smoking marijuana
3. trespassing
4. eating all the cookies
5. girls
6. summoning Satan
7. etc...

What kind of malarkey could you be up to at these hours? Summoning the Devil?! Good grief boy!

by Liam Christ October 02, 2006

malarkey

a term for bullshit, used by Dave Chappelle in his racial draft skit

excuse me...
pardon me...
good afternoon...
ahem...


WILL YOU CUT THE MALARKEY! I'M TALKING! THERE'S A WHITE MAN TALKING HERE!
silencio.
OONGAAWA!!!

by q jones April 20, 2004

malarkey

Stupid, lazy, mean and likes stuffed crust.

Malarkey says, "Fear resisted" (target across other side of room)

by oprahwindfury January 10, 2008

malarkey

Hillybilly version of bullshit

- Juan - give me your money or you die

Me - Juan thats a bunch of malarkey let me break my neck

by waddupdonkey920 August 05, 2019

bull-malarkey

Old person slang for Bullshit-crap-on-a-stick. Often used in polite company instead of any swear world.

Ask any old person about it, they'll tell you about when something was bull-malarkey and they weren't happy about it.

Mr. President, all due respect, but this is complete bull-malarkey!

by Bob diddlebach November 06, 2015

cut the malarkey

cease the horseplay now

Sean cut the malarkey

by Seanne October 01, 2006

Malarkey Meter

One of President Joe Biden’s many humorous constructs, a creation used to measure the degree of bullshit spoken by a person in a given statement.

My Malarkey Meter was wailing as I listened to the dissonant Trio of Nincompoops, otherwise known as U.S. Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 06, 2023