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Makena

An Amazing girl who can scare anyone off with her extreme...... odd-ness. She has the LAMEST of jokes, and is a crazy dancer. A makena may be able to sing, but usually sounds like a dying bird. Yes, is usually armed with either a chainsaw or a packet of ketchup. Dont you wish you could be a Makena? Yeah, you do.
"Did that Makena just threaten to EAT me?"
"Yeah. She did."
Makena: "Om Nom Nom"
by Primrue<3 February 5, 2010
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Makena

Makena is the type of girl you will never forget, mostly in a good way. She is confident, loud, and she don’t give a FUCK about what anyone thinks of her. Her jokes are dirty and so terrible that they’re funny anyways. She never shuts up about what’s going on in her life, but you never want her to because her life is so fucking awesome. She wears all of the clothes that you hate, but somehow rocks them anyway. Don’t get on her bad side though because she will verbally abuse you until you are shaking and crying on the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom.
Guy: “Damn Makena yo ass lookin real tight in those jeans...”

Makena: “I’m GAY you worthless sack of lard.”
by shartfire November 14, 2021
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Makena Clapp

A girl that continues to make the wrong decisions and is a total hoe cheating on all her boyfriends, she may never find love. She’s an ass
Oh look there’s a makena clapp
by I’m A man January 14, 2020
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Makena Gallagher

a 17 year old girl who is so incredibly kind, talented, down to earth, greatful, ORGANIC, beautiful, and funny.
yo im just tryna be friends with Makena Gallagher tbh ya feel?
by organicmak September 15, 2018
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Makennah

She super thic🍑🍑
Makennah thinks she is thic af
by Jake the ripper May 31, 2018
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Makena

A crazy asian. Demented? Yes. Fun? Even more so. This asian has a big ego and can back it up. She will destroy you and the sad part is you'd enjoy the attention you're getting from her.
Sticks and stones may break Makena's bones...Oh wait, they can't.
by Roin June 1, 2009
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Makenshitus

n. Ma-ken-shi-i-tus
The infliction of becoming addicted to the internet. Not being able handle long periods without the internet. Symptoms include staying on the internet for excessive periods of time, using internet lingo and phrases in real life, going to sites like 4chan.org or myspace.com too much, making people wait in the car for long periods of time while they "check" the internet, and while not on the internet, think about being on the internet when they get a chance. Withdrawls of this disease generaly cause more alertness, extra sleep, becoming more active, and actually having a life.
Earnest can't you go like five minutes without the internet! Gosh you do have Makenshitus!
by TheGrimReaper008 November 10, 2008
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