Minor/Major league 

Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.

In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex

Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex

Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night

Bruh no way; minor/major league??

Just minor league, we're taking it slow

I get that fam.

Minor/Major league by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017

Major League Dick 

1. One who takes being a total dick to a new level.

2. A way to describe how much a particular situation is unfortunate.

That guy just dude just snatched my two drunk ladies, what a major league dick.

Oh, you are going to fail your biology class? That MLD, bro.

Major League Dick by SolarMoth January 7, 2011

major league soccer

Professional soccer in the United States. David Beckham came to play for the LA Galaxy, and they are still the worse team in the MLS, he is now hurt, and never plays.

Major League Soccer is crappy in the US.

major league soccer by Charlie J. October 11, 2007

major league pussy 

Somebody who backs out of a pre-planned activity for one or more lame reasons.

Dave is a major league pussy for bailing on slinging the rock tonight.

major league pussy by Hairbo July 19, 2006

Major.League.Cock. 

Definition of when a circumstance doesn't match your expected outcome or a certain level of unfortunate events

Q: did you hear about so and so getting locked up?
A: naw man that's (sucks) Major.League.Cock.

Q: hey do you like The Mariners ?
A: naw they suck major league

Major.League.Cock. by Dicksnatchiddy October 2, 2018

Major League Swag 

Straight Gangster.
Straight Love.
Straight Class.

That dude has Major League Swag!

Major League Swag by L.V. $wagtastic May 24, 2023

MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL 

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.

Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL by MissSaikou September 16, 2023