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While a man lays on his back on the dining room table as if he is the centerpiece at a tea party, a woman comes up and puts her vagina on his head while another man tea bags the first guy while shoving a cupcake in the girls face.
Man, last night at the tea party, things got so crazy "the mad hatter" showed up.
by Thegang2 December 26, 2013
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Swiss Mad Hatter

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A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe
Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter
by TheGarzo January 29, 2022
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Mad Ass-Hatter

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Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019
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If someone says you are mad as a hatter, they are accusing you of being quite irrational. The sense of madness here is "suffering from a disorder of the mind; insane." This phrase usually refers not to someone who is actually insane, but rather to a more normal person who is behaving in an irrational way.
The phrase emerged in England in the 19th century. Hatmakers in those days used a lot of felt that was treated with chemicals including lead, arsenic, and mercury.
Unfortunately, those chemicals are highly toxic. The symptoms of such poisoning include palsy, confused speech, and distorted thinking. Today, making hats is a much safer profession, but the phrase survives.
An interesting alternate explanation of the phrase derives hatter from Anglo-Saxon atter (poison), which is related to adder (a poisonous snake whose bite was thought to cause insanity).
by Its me, its me, the M-E-T-Z! December 8, 2003
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This goes back to the time when the people in the hat industry wound up with mercury poisoning due to the process of manufacturing the felt for hats.
He is as mad as a hatter,
by WDD2 May 25, 2016
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When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.
Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.
by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010
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Mad Hater

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Mad Hater: Noun. Someone who hates on another person or something to a excessive degree.
The Homie: Bro don’t let that scrub clown on you, he got on dirty flea market air-force 0.5 shoes, two different types of socks, his momma just dropped him off at work, where he just got fired for stealing on his day off.

Me: bro you a Mad Hater, even if it’s facts.
by Sel-Block July 15, 2022
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