malaka

A person who jerks off

"Aftos einai malakas"

by mike kavli July 21, 2003

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.

Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.

by JosefromdaHoods January 16, 2009

malaka

Someone who repeatedley spanks the monkey!

Peter is the biggest malaka in the world!

by dimis January 8, 2004

Malakai

Very cool

Malakai is very cool.

by Not Malakai June 23, 2020

malakas

Greek for motherfucker, wanker or asshole. Can sometimes be used as a greeting between friends (malaka).

Originates from the word malakia, meaning masturbation or mistake.

Example 1:

-ARE YOU MALAKAS? WHY DID YOU PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?

Example 2:

-What's up re malaka?
-Long time no see!

by X28JC June 24, 2021

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.

Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.

by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009

Malaka.

If a girl is Malaka, she's unbelievably gorgeous.

I love her. She's so malaka.

by Modather April 16, 2020