Monmon

a mythical creature hailing from southern ontario, highly rare and coveted with only one member of the species in existence

Oh my god did you just see that monmon pass us? DO WANT

by JohnDraper November 11, 2011

Princess Mononoke

Stunning, awesome, inspirational, wonderful.

Princess Mononoke is stunning, awesome, inspirational, and wonderful.

by Ashitaka February 25, 2004

Mongonto

Mongontos(as) Are known for breaking into houses and cars, extreme Mongontos have been known to kill cops. They are identified by the large "M" carved into their back using a butterfly knife. Many also carve things into their neck or cheeks to express their loyalty to the whole Mongonto family.They believe themselves to be oppressed heroes. Rich white kids are the most common kind of Mongonto (or Mongonta depending on your sex) but also other races. Being a mongonto is not limited to your race or skin color. True Mongontos never kill unless are threatened by a cop. Many times are children of drug dealers. Mostly found in the UK. The band "GaijinLondon" is said to be the main band and common tune of all Mongontos. Their music is said to go straight to a true Mongontos soul and influence how they commit their "crimes" and what they steal. Their official weapon is the butterfly knife. Many of the igrls seductive clothing which in case of a cop ruining their plans there is still a hope of getting close to him and seducing him, close enough to get away that is.

"The mongonto broke into my house and stole my grandfather clock, I knew she was a mononto because i saw the M scar on her back."

by Mongonta4_eva August 3, 2009

Monsond

The result of any action that starts great and ends up horribly wrong.

I really had that job interview nailed, until I got monsond.

by Stanley Casey March 13, 2013

Monson

The definition of a superior being in ways of Strength, Intelligence, and able to adapt and overcome all odds.

That kid survived being stranded for 5 years on a island he must of monsoned it.

Did you see that man pull off that feat?! He's a fucking Monson!

by Lcpl Type March 10, 2009

moebonics

A word that is used by moe-moe in a sentence that is either 1) the wrong word 2) not a word at all.

Here are some moebonics:

She was so happy, she was in urethra!
You should get a new car. It would be more practable.
She was about as friendly as a bull in a China.
You got a good review? Man, your boss was really complimentative!
It’s so cold out I wish I had a parkay.
Damn it’s windy! It’s like gust force winds.

by moeandpetedxo February 3, 2010

mononucleosis

disease that can be passed on. also called the kissing disease. basicaly, kiss someone with this and you're so f*ckin screwed.

dude1:you kissed her?!
BF: so what?
dude3:she has that mononucleosis thingy
dude2:you are so screwed.
BF:crap.

by Diamond Ice May 25, 2006