When a girl is taking a shower, you sneak in the room, turn off the lights, then bang her and leave before she figures out who did it; rape with no chance of being caught.
by Bader4Lyfe May 07, 2009
by /b/rotha June 12, 2007
An extremely hot shit taken after eating the spiciest of Kung Pow dishes at your local Chinese restaurant. Loaded with peanuts and leaves you feeling like you shit out a curling iron.
Hey Mr. Wong your Kung Pow Chicken always make me have to shit right away but I'm going to hold this one because I know it's a Copperheaded Peanut Moccasin.
by swanballs August 30, 2010
A large, particularly ill tempered snake which resides within the state Texas, and parts of Louisiana. Although its existence has never been confirmed, many reports of vicious attacks have come in from drunken fishermen all over the state. They are said to have vivid color patterns and are accompanied by a peculiar odor. They are especially prone to attacking liberals.
What is that over there in the bushes? Holy shit! that's a cottonback rattle moccasin!! Get the hell away from it man, you're a registered democrat!
by texasmustang67 September 02, 2010
One of the worst things you can say to someone, especially if you are losing an arguement. Once used, the victim(s) involved will instantly have their license to live revoked.
Quinn: Your mom gay
Brad: Your dad lesbian
Kevin: Your brother a mother
Yanni: Your sister a mister
Colin: Your granny a tranny
Earl: Your grandpap a trap
Devin: Your niece obese
Sal: Your cousin a water moccasin
*All but Sal's existence instantly get wiped out*
Brad: Your dad lesbian
Kevin: Your brother a mother
Yanni: Your sister a mister
Colin: Your granny a tranny
Earl: Your grandpap a trap
Devin: Your niece obese
Sal: Your cousin a water moccasin
*All but Sal's existence instantly get wiped out*
by crazysubaruL3GACYej20 February 16, 2023
by Marfield January 08, 2020
An admittedly stupid new inside joke on the (once-)popular Wikipedia parody website known as Uncyclopedia (en.uncyclopedia.co). The joke began in an article titled "A story built one word at a time" (in which, of course, an editor could only type one word into the article before waiting for someone else to do the same). In this story, these shoes were by chance referred to as swag, eventually leading to the word "moccasin" being spammed all over the story and elsewhere on Uncyclopedia, often in giant bold letters.
Large amounts of moccasin lore now exists on Uncyclopedia, such as a the existence of a nation called Moccasinia ruled over by the Great Lord Móckasiin (I can't make this stuff up), and the all-knowing Supreme Skin-Shoe Deity Mokkááwŝen.
Large amounts of moccasin lore now exists on Uncyclopedia, such as a the existence of a nation called Moccasinia ruled over by the Great Lord Móckasiin (I can't make this stuff up), and the all-knowing Supreme Skin-Shoe Deity Mokkááwŝen.
WOW! Willy Wonka can shit! That's how I died. Remember the penguins at the chocolate factory? They pushed Mario, then jumped onto a pregnant Luigi in hell, also moccasins kill moccasins just because moccasins kill moccasins moccasinly because of fucking
(in giant bold letters) moccasins.
(in giant bold letters) moccasins.
by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover May 05, 2024