Marte

One of the pretty girls in her friendgroup. Most marte's are norwegian. She likes food.

P1: hey, who's that pretty girl over there?
P2: It's Marte!

by Helovesmebuthedoesnt December 24, 2016

Jaeden Martell

A cute sweet funny amazing cool boy. He’s a smile bean and must be protected. He’s amazing and funny. He’s also super cute.

Friend: who plays Bill in It?
Me: that’s Jaeden Martell he’s so cute!

by Jackson Robert Scott November 15, 2020

Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022

marten raag

Pro basketball metapipe

Marten raag is better than lebron james

by Peblo666 January 31, 2019

marte

jeeeesus marte's amazing. she's super easy to talk to and i trust her :). shes so freaking oretty and smart and im jealous hahah. shes also really sporty which is cool ig. all the teachers love her and shes rlly good to have in class bc she brights up the room and stuff. idk, i like marte (as a friend) and i dont want her to leaveeeeee 😢😢

hi marte, ur welcome heheh

by its me guess February 26, 2020

Martelling

1. The act of telling on someone else to throw the blame off of yourself.
2. Telling on someone else when you get caught to make what you did seem not as bad.

1. Did you see Walter martelling on Henry, he totally threw him under the bus to save himself.
2. I know I cheated on you, but you know Bruce cheated on Megan every weekend.

by Therealfarley September 30, 2020

martenitsa

The martenitsa is a unique Bulgarian custom. It is made especially for 1 of March when according to the Bulgarians, the new agricultural year begins. It is a kind of amulet - twisted and tasseled red and white threads. The red, according to the folk beliefs,has the power of the sun and can give live to every living creature.

On the first of March children and adults put martenitsi(pl) on their clothes. The martenitsi are tied to bring health. Domestic animals and fruit-bearing trees are also adorned with martenitsa in the belief that it brings fertility. According to the popular custom, they wear until they see a stork, a swallow or a fruit tree in blossom for the first time. Then they take the martenitsi off and tie it on a tree or place it under a stone. Nine days later people try to divine their future by the insects arround the amulets.

by Tsoncho February 23, 2006